A mean old giant and his mean old wife decide to get divorced. So the judge asks Baby Giant, "Do you want to live with Papa Giant?"
"No," Baby Giant replies. "He beats me."
"Do you want to live with Mama Giant?," the judge asks.
"No," says Baby Giant. "She beats me."
"So who DO you want to live with?," the judge asks.
"I want to live with the New York Giants," he replies. "They don't beat anybody."
Including my Bears last night. But I guess that's nothing to particularly brag about- especially since they easily could have lost. They've been doing a lot of that themselves lately.
And yes- I know that the original version of the joke, dating from the 'Seventies, was about the Three Bears. But anyway... BEAR DOWN!