Voting for Kerry will take REAL faith!

John Edwards gave a remarkable speech today at Newton High School in Newton, Iowa, just ten miles from my last parish. But never did I give a sermon like this:

'We will stop juvenile diabetes, Parkinson's, Alzheimer's and other debilitating diseases... When John Kerry is president, people like Christopher Reeve are going get up out of that wheelchair and walk again.'

Not only that, but John Kerry's inaugural address will be called "The Sermon on the Hill," and he'll walk on the Potomac as an encore.

Just as believable as most things coming from the Democrat ticket these days, I suppose.

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