Stomp on your pregnant girlfriend's stomach, go to jail

A 19-year old Texan has been sentenced to life imprisonment after being convicted of two counts of murder for stepping on his girlfriend's stomach and causing her to miscarry twins.

The girlfriend, who requested the stomping, could not be prosecuted because of Roe v. Wade.

In a world in which hospitals are killing fetuses in one room while at the very same time saving them at the same point of development in another, yet another conundrum presents itself to the crazed American judiciary: how do you jail the stomper, but not the woman who asked him to do the stomping? My guess is that they'll finally end up siding with death, and letting both off the hook; they seem rather fond of the Grim Reaper.

Must be the robe.

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