Satan is alive and well- and is currently a free agent

Hockey star Miroslav Satan has been released by the cash-strapped Buffalo Sabres, and is now a free agent.

I personally do not appreciate diabolical names for sports teams; I think they trivialize evil. But even so, I for one, think it would be a shame if he signed with anybody but the New Jersey Devils.

His name, it should be noted, is actually pronounced, "shah-TAN."