The natural selection

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Jewish columnist Jay D. Homnick analyzes the bizarre and wholly unbelievable universe in which one is forced to live by believing in evolution guided only by random chance.

I've observed before in my blog how amusing those with an animus toward Christianity (or even theism) tend to be when they carry that bias into the public square. Few of them are informed enough about their subject matter to discuss it intelligently (for that matter, few Christian laypeople these days are informed enough about their faith to discuss it intelligently, but that's another issue). They tend to wind up like the movie critic who concluded that Aslan in The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe can't truly be a Christ figure because he starts out on top, whereas Jesus had to work his way up from the bottom (huh?). Almighty God- begotten of the Father from eternity- is the bottom?

I would have compared them to a Reformed or Mennonite theologian discussing Luther's doctrine of the Two Kingdoms, but that would be too big a digression ;).

They tend to fixate on the odd and the unserviceable in the natural order, on minor mechanical inefficiencies in the human body- or, demonstrating that total incomprehension of the other side in the debate in which they're engaging, the presence of disease in the world (the notion that a universe, like a computer program, can become corrupted seems to escape them- as does any awareness of the Christian concept of fallenness).

But Homnick does us all the service of pointing out the obvious: that for every apparent (or alleged) glitch in the created order, we are surrounded by thousands of things which simply cannot be coincidences. As he points out, there is no evolutionary purpose served by the fact that decomposing corpses and decaying food, for example, smell bad; while it is true that we benefit from the help this gives us in avoiding them (and thus in preserving our own health), the potential of a dead body or a decaying pork chop for surviving and passing on its genes is in no way enhanced by its stinking. Nor, as far as we can tell, do antibiotics gain any evolutionary advantage by curing infections, asprin benefit in any discernable way by curing headaches, or Fluoxetine or Citalopram (Prozac and Celexa) profit from easing depression, Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, or several other health problems for which- we've only recently discovered- a deficiency of a specific neurotransmitter- seratonin- is at least a partial cause.

Smart little sonuvagun that Prozac molecule is, isn't it, to have decided all on its own to be good for a purpose that medical science itself has only discovered fairly recently! And to think it does it all by accident!

In an few weeks, I'll engage in one of my favorite January activities, and once again be spending my Saturday mornings teaching a class on science fiction, space travel, and astronomy for the Des Moines Public Schools Talented and Gifted Program. It's a public school program, so I'll have to mind my "p's and q's." But I see no church/state issue raised by my pointing out the undeniable facts that if, in cosmic terms, Earth's orbit were either much closer or much farther from the Sun than it happens to be, life on Earth would not be possible; that without a moon of approximately the size of ours, Earth would wobble on its axis to a degree which would make climates fluctate so wildly that life would likely be impossible; that without a gas giant like Jupiter with a massive gravatational field to attract them (thus, in effect, "playing goalie" for us), comets coming from the outer reaches of the solar system would collide with Earth so frequently that life on Earth would be impossible...

Well, you get the picture. You don't have to be Jewish to love Levy's- and, despite what the rationalists (rationalists?) imply, Homnick's example illustrates the obvious point that you don't have to be Christian to see the utter absurdity in the notion that the universe in which we live is not the result of intelligent design. Theists of any variety- Christian, Jew, Moslem, or even Deist- would consider that absurdity self-evident.

And so, we theists argue (or at least the ones outside "mainline" Protestantism, which will believe just about anything incompatible with the Faith, and often believe a dozen such things before breakfast), would anybody else not determined in advance to think otherwise.

Granted, the people on the other side of this debate will point out that in all the vastness of the universe, it is hardly remarkable that so many coincidences should make life such as exists on Earth possible on some planet, somewhere- and why not here? Essentially, they're arguing that enough monkeys banging away at enough keyboards eventually would, by sheer coincidence, produce the complete works of William Shakespeare. Now, as a counter-argument in formal debate, it's an admissible proposition. But I have to wonder whether even they really believe that, in the real world, it's anything like an adequate reply to the myriad rebuttals they live with every day.

There are compelling theological reasons for rejecting evolution. But it is quite possible for me to intellectually respect an evolutionist who does not insist on random chance as the mechanism for evolution. Not otherwise, however. Given a choice between chaotic coincidence and intelligent design, it requires a suspension of the intellect and an act of the will to choose coincidence. It's simply not, to coin a phrase, the natural selection- at least to a mind not determined in advance to make it.

HT: Rev. Mike Zamzow

Comments

Anonymous said…
I'm sympathetic to your post, but I feel the need to point out from whence the rebuttal would likely come. From an evolutionary psychology standpoint, those for whom rotting corpses smelled bad survived to pass on their genes while those for whom rotting corpses smelled tasty are no longer with us. The sense of smell does not seem to be absolute, which is why it's so difficult to study. It would need to be for this argument to stand. Infants do show universal disgust reactions to some smells, but the evolutionary psychologist would say "Exactly." Read some David Buss sometime and revel in the unfalsifiability of it all.
Anonymous said…
Precisely! The unfalsifiability of the argument is frustrating. But it's also funny. In both ways, it's typical of the logic of those who argue for mindless evolution.

It reminds me of the old joke about my magic fountain pen, which keeps away elephants. "Ever seen an elephant in Iowa?" "Well, no." "Works well, doesn't it?"

Somehow the question of whether- however individuated the sense of smell might be- there was ever a time when an appreciable number of people found the smell of a rotting corpse appealing, or even neutral, just gets ignored. Or its answer is assumed.
Anonymous said…
One more point seems to me to be in order, BTW.

We're talking about a metaphysical issue here, not a scientific one. I continue to be convinced that this is the real issue under debate. Admit it, however, and the other side has lost- and they know it.

Creationism as a theological proposition is certainly admissable. As a scientific proposition (and my apologies to my co-religionists who have devoted so much time and effort to making the opposite case), it is hopeless. It is worth noticing that the folks on the other side of the debate struggle desperately to portray Intelligent Design as merely
Creationism in a different guise. That premise is, of course, patently absurd; Intelligent Design is perfectly compatable with evolution!

The thing is, though that ID insists that even if evolution is the means by which humanity became human, a Designer was behind the whole process. Mark this well. It's a point my friend Eric Phillips made in a comment on a previous entry on this subject in this blog, and he was right: what is traditionally called "Theistic Evolution" can essentially end up being "Deistic Evolution." It doesn't necessarily imply that God was actively directing the course of the evolutionary process.

But the moment it does, it becomes Intelligent Design.

Evolution is simply not the issue here, however desperate those on the other side of the argument are to present it as such. The argument is between two fundamentallymetaphysical explanations for the existence of the human species- neither of which have a Constitutional leg to stand on as the subject of instruction in America's public schools.

One position is supernaturalism, and the other is materialism.

And neither one, under the First Amendment, may legitimately be taught as an ideology by the public schools.

That's the issue here. It's certainly fine to teach evolution, and there is no necessity at all to teach Creationism as an alternative. Or even, strictly speaking, Intelligent Design.

But the moment what you teach excludes the latter (not necessarily the former), you are every bit as much in violation of the First Amendment as you would be by teaching Genesis 1 as literal fact.

Is Intelligent Design science? I would argue that it is not. But the alternative to Intelligent Design is simply not evolution.

It's materialism- a metaphysical theory as much out of bounds in the public schools as sectarian religious dogma is.

The solution: teach science, while taking an absolutely neutral position on
non-scientifice, metaphysical matters. Acknowledge all such; advocate none.