White Hen assimilated by Seven-Eleven collective

A chain of Chicago convenience stores I've always been fond of has been bought by Seven-Eleven, and is going to be assimilated.

White Hen Pantries will soon be no more.

And with it goes its catchy jingle:

When you...
Run out,
Run out- to White Hen!
When you run out of anything,
Run out to White Hen!
When you...
Run out...
Run out...
To....

It's the kind of thing that runs through the mind for days after hearing it. But alas, it will now be but a memory.

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