Where is Bobby Fletcher now that you need him?

My old friend Charlie Liu (aka "Bobby Fletcher," virtually full-time web apologist for even the most outrageous crimes of the thugs in Bejing) probably hasn't heard yet, but a prisoner in the Chinese penal system (apparently criminal, rather than political, it should be said- though that distinction is somewhat arbitrary in the People's Republic) has died in jail of what the regime terms "Adult Sudden Death Syndrome."

His family, National Review reports, is at a loss to describe the stab and slash wounds on his body.

I wonder what "Bejing Bobby's" take on this would be. Doubtless it would be as hilarious as his attempts to defend the indefensible usually are.

In any case, take warning, adults: keep sharp objects out of your bed at all times. Especially if you're in China. Especially when they're being wielded by Party goons.