Chicken Little wins a Nobel Prize
I know. I couldn't believe my eyes, either. But Al Gore has indeed won a Nobel Prize.
Now there's a renewed call for the man whose hot air is the real cause of global warming to run for the White House. Again.
I wonder whether Florida Democrats will allow all the absentee ballots of their state's soldiers serving under fire to be counted this time- and maybe be a little less successful in their efforts to record the votes of convicted felons.The first group, you see, tends to vote Republican by about two to one; the second votes Democratic by about the same margin. Were it not for Democratic monkey business in those two areas in 2000, Florida wouldn't have been close enough for the Gore folks to whine about.
Well, come to think of it, since all their complaints were about areas in which the election was run by Democratic officials, they didn't really have anything to whine about anyway. Not that that stopped them, of course.
Now there's a renewed call for the man whose hot air is the real cause of global warming to run for the White House. Again.
I wonder whether Florida Democrats will allow all the absentee ballots of their state's soldiers serving under fire to be counted this time- and maybe be a little less successful in their efforts to record the votes of convicted felons.The first group, you see, tends to vote Republican by about two to one; the second votes Democratic by about the same margin. Were it not for Democratic monkey business in those two areas in 2000, Florida wouldn't have been close enough for the Gore folks to whine about.
Well, come to think of it, since all their complaints were about areas in which the election was run by Democratic officials, they didn't really have anything to whine about anyway. Not that that stopped them, of course.
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