Staff infection

Apparently the House gym has been contaminated with antibiotic-resistant staphlococcus. It's being disinfected after a staffer (who is apparently recovering, having been simply warned against using the gym again until the drainage has stopped) caught the scary staph infection that eats the stuff used to treat it.

I'd pun further on "staph" and "staff," but this is no laughing matter.

HT: Drudge