Oh, Dah-ah-nah!

Donna Brazille- campaign manager for Al Gore in 2000 and Democratic stratagist du jour for TV journalists- was on CNN tonight, conceding a "slight chance" that Scott Brown could beat Martha Coakley tomorrow and succeed Teddy Kennedy in the U.S. Senate.

Get real, girlfriend. Although CNN "broke" the news that Brown had taken over the lead in the race on the basis of its poll (all the others have been reporting this for the last 24-48 hours), the fact of the matter is that even Democrats are now breaking for Brown. With numbers like these at this point, Martha Coakley has as much chance of being elected to the U.S. Senate from Massachusetts tomorrow as does Spongebob Squarepants.

Scott Brown is going to win tomorrow, and it's not going to be close. To take a page from Hermann Goering, if Martha Coakley wins, you can call me Al Gore.

It's over, Democrats. Done. Finito. Over with. You've lost Teddy's seat, a foretaste of the fiasco to come this November.

Barack Hussein Obama- the Adored Leader, the Messiah, He Who Is Love and Farts Sunshine and Rainbows- is in deep, deep do-do. It doesn't smell in the slightest like flowers. With Brown's victory, his health care reform package will basically be in the dumpster.

Can you say "failed presidency?" I knew you could.

Hey, guys. Dubyah was re-elected. Not looking too hot for the fellow from the South Side right now, though.

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