Gustavus offers students guide to the etiquette of dormitory sex

Gustavus Adolphus College, an institution of the ELCA (naturally), is offering advice to incoming students on the proper etiquette when having sex in the dormitory.

There is, of course, nothing about this which is surprising to anyone paying attention to sexual mores in the nation's largest nominally Lutheran body. But comparatively few ELCA laypeople pay attention- which is, of course, how situations such as this (and the ELCA's equation of homosexual sodomy with martial intercourse) manage to happen.