In case you wondered.

Venezuela's zany dictator, Hugo Chavez, says that capitalism is to blame for the extinction of life on Mars.

Then why do they call it "the Red Planet?" Huh? Huh? Answer me that, Hugo!

Ok. I know. You're going to blame it on the Republicans, aren't you?

Well, if not, the zanies in the media probably will. It sounds like something that Des Moines' editorially extreme alternate weekly, Cityview, would gobble right up, anyway.