"Birthers" and lemmings

Predictably, "Birther" whack jobs continue to spout paranoid conspiracy theories even in the face of the President's release of his birth certificate. And just as predictably, the Obama campaign is taking advantage of that fact to make all conservatives and Republicans look like fools.

In case you missed the point (as plenty of right-wing extremists did) this is a satire, not a real news story. Reading it all the way through ought to provide several hints, nicht wahr?

Scratch a Birther (or other wingnut), and you'll come up with lemming DNA.

Oh. And he's not a Muslim, either.

HT: Drudge