A non-April Fool's news item. Really.

President Obamapolous has proclaimed April the month to teach kids to budget responsibly.

In other news,  the National Organization of Women has awarded  Todd Akin and Richard Mourdock the Alan Alda award for sensitivity in men to women's issues, and Pope Francis has let it be known that he is actually a lesbian Rastaferian.

HT: Drudge