Sometimes closed captioning is nearly as big a mystery as the Holy Trinity

Back in March, Lutheran Satire uploaded a jocular video on the problems with St. Patrick's analogy of the shamrock as an illustration of the Holy Trinity- along with the inadequacy of all the other analogies that have been attempted from time to time.

It seems that You Tube decided that it needed to be close-captioned so that the hearing-impared could have a theological chuckle, too.

The result was... unfortunate. Here it is: