Ernie Banks has gone missing
It's not clear that doing that would even be legal. But in any case, a dispute has erupted between Banks' estranged widow and the executor of his estate over the matter of what to with his body.
And it isn't even clear right now where his body is.
Unseemly. This great ballplayer and hero to a generation of Chicagoans deserves to be treated with greater dignity in death.