The ultimate post-modern news flash

It seems that the president of the Spokane, Washington chapter of the NAACP may be white.

Hey. If gays and women can be pastors, and people with a Y chromosome can be women, and the ELCA can be Lutheran, and Jon Huntsman can be a Republican, and Barack Obama can be president, why shouldn't? a Caucasian be black?

Hollywood is undergoing criticism because not enough actors in movies these days are the proper race. Why not just decide that, say, Brad Pitt and Harrison Ford and Sandra Bullock are actually black or Native American or Korean or something?

HT: Drudge