This is no ordinary shark Donald Trump just jumped

Donald Trump "jumps the shark" quite a bit. But this time, he's jumped Carcharias megladon.

That's a very, very large prehistoric shark. The chart to the right gives both conservative and not so conservative estimates of its size. The guppy at the bottom is the Great White.

The Donald, you see, is "honored" by Vlad Putin's compliments. He thinks Vlad is just swell.

When it was pointed out to him that Vlad kills journalists who criticize him, the Trumpster replied that "our country kills lots of people, too." Yes. He actually said that.

Hopefully, this doesn't mean that The Donald, too, plans to have troublesome journalists murdered if elected. But his supporters loved it.