Why those big, strong virile jihadists are scared to death by girls

There are a number of women's milita groups fighting Daesh*- and the big, strong jihadists are scared to death of them!

You see, they believe that if they are killed by women, they lose their place in Paradise. No virgins for them!

*"Daesh" is an Arabic acronym for ISIS which ISIS hates- to the point of threatening death to anyone who uses that name for them. It sounds like several insulting Arabic words, and the name drives them absolutely bonkers.

We should make a point, I think, of calling ISIS "Daesh."