Just as we always suspected

According to the Washington Post, no food is healthy.

None. Not even kale. It doesn't matter how green it is. It doesn't matter how bad it tastes, or how disgusting it may be. Liver. Okra. Lutefisk. Haggis. It's all bad for you.

Folks, face it: if you eat, you're gonna die.

Living is fatal, and none of us are going to get out of this world alive.

HT: Drudge