Trump's Secret Service code name

 #TrumpsSecretServiceCodeName has been the site of much speculation on Twitter. Guesses include:
Hair Farce One
TrumpleThinSkin
The Lorax
Racist Carrot
Sham Wow
Cheat-O
Little Big Man
The Ego Has Landed
Mean Mister Mustard
Trojan Horse
The Reich Stuff
Agent Orange
Combover
I'm Not Taking a Bullet For This Guy
The Great Pumpkin
Voldemort
Scrooge McDuck
Circus Peanut
Terra Cotta Two-Year-Old
Pauper
Crybaby
Valencia
Cornsilk
Follicular Manslaughter
Hairball
Fool's Gold
Fredo Corleone
Slumlord Billionaire
The Amazing Racist
Soft Serve, and
Oompa Loompa One

The list goes on and on. I'm told his real Secret Service handle is "Mogul." Thankfully, after November, he won't need one anymore.

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