Very expensive pants on fire. Really wonderful pants. Everybody agrees how great the pants are.

This is way out of date, of course. But if you're bored or something- or, I don't know, want to know what you're doing when you vote for some reason- here's a list of Donald "Tells One Every Five Minutes" greatest lies.

Sorry, Hillary. But prolific as you are, if lies were electoral votes, you'd be done for.

Did I mention how great the pants are?