Hey, Tovarisch Trump!

Remember when we told you that tariffs wouldn't work?

Remember when we told you that you can't win a trade war?

Well, they didn't work, and all the smoke and mirrors in the world won't make any cosmetic deal you make with China a victory.

If you want to claim otherwise, you're going to have to play up higher prices for American consumers and the loss of American jobs as your spoils of war.