To the tune of 'Puff, the Magic Dragon'

1. Rahm, the foul-mouthed mayor
Won a second term,
Despite a friendship with the rich
That made the moonbats squirm;
All those left-wing unions
Could not make a dent,
And so they're stuck for four more years
With 'Mayor One Percent!'

CHORUS: Oh,
Rahm the foul-mouthed mayor
Won a second term,
Despite a friendship with the rich
That made the moonbats squirm!

2. Starting a new business?
Prospects are quite grim,
If on this or if on that
You disagree with him!
Government by bully
Is the Chicago way;
If you have doubts, well, then, just ask
The folks at Chik-fil-A!

CHORUS: Oh,
Rahm the foul-mouthed mayor
Won a second term,
Despite a friendship with the rich
That made the moonbats squirm!

3. The City of Big Shoulders
Is in financial pain;
If Chuy had won, its credit likely
Would be down the drain!
There is a silver lining; ponder it quite well-
At least with Rahm it just might have
A fighting chance in hell!

CHORUS: Oh,
Rahm the foul-mouthed mayor
Won a second term,
Despite a friendship with the rich
That made the moonbats squirm!

4. Poor old "Chuy" Garcia's
Fate it was to lose;
Mayor Rahm has four more years
His power to abuse!
If the Lefties ran things,
Class they would exploit-
And the city that I love
Would be the next Detroit!

Oh,
Rahm, the foul-mouthed mayor
Won a second term,
Despite a friendship with the rich
That made the moonbats squirm;
All those left-wing unions
Could not make a dent,
And so they're stuck for four more years
With 'Mayor One Percent!'